A Blue State of Mind

"The biggest adventure you can ever take is to live the life of your dreams." Oprah

My Photo
Location: The Western U.S, United States

I spent 48 years caring about what people thought of me. I'm not spending the rest of my life caring about that anymore!

Thursday, March 15, 2007

Thursday Thirteen #15


Someone sent this to me in an email and I love it. I'm sharing it w/you to smile and agree with.

1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.

2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

3. There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman...neither works.

4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

5. Always drink upstream from the herd.

6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

7. There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves.

8. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

9. If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.

10. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back.

11. Long ago when men cursed and beat the groundwith sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it'scalled golf.

12. If you don't learn to laugh attrouble, you won't have anything to laugh at whenyou are old.

13. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.


Blogger Jeni said...

I love Will Rogers' quotes! The first one there brought back a lot of memories to me from high school and boys who used to chew snuff and try to sneak their chewing in during school. One teacher had a habit of going up behind guys he suspected of chewing and giving them a clap on the back (in friendship, of course) but it was mainly to judge how quickly some boys could run then to the bathroom!

March 15, 2007 11:22 PM  
Blogger sarala said...

So funny. I didn't know he said all these things.

March 16, 2007 6:46 AM  
Blogger Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

excellent advice, just excellent...

smiles, bee

March 16, 2007 10:36 AM  
Blogger Kiyotoe said...

#3 is the realest thing I've ever heard!

March 17, 2007 11:52 PM  

Post a Comment

<< Home